Sunday, August 18, 2013

Crochet Braids....Really?

Hello,

So, I was at church today.  As I walked in to find my seat, I was startled by what was in front of me......


Not only was this female wearing a "Pastor's Wife/Gospel Singer" ensemble with uneven seams and pleats, but she is wearing CROCHET BRAIDS!!!!! Crochet braids went out with the 90's, but people in the Golden Triangle Area still wear this hairstyle like it is the latest hair trend!  I guess she felt that because the box braids are back in style, then crochet braids must have come back in style as well.  That's cute.......BUT IT IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Ma'am, please, for the love of God, take these braids, as well as that outfit, back to the last decade where you found it!

Stay Tuned!!

Friday, August 9, 2013

Mississippi Hairstyles

Hello All,

Everyone has a different hairstyle, and everyone looks on social media for different hairstyles.  Although there is social media here, the some of the hairstyles have been throwbacks!!  Here are some examples:

Old Shag (Hair cut short at top and hangs long at bottom)

she looks worse in person!


this hairstyle went out with the 90s!


Untouched Spiral Curls

only in the Golden Triangle Area would you see this!

Its like no one knows the latest trends on anything but me!!  Thank God I left and saw the world before I came back.  This whole state needs an upgrade!

Stay Tuned!


This is NOT a Fashion Trend!!!

I am a fashion designer and illustrator who has recently moved back home to Mississippi.  Since I have been back in my hometown, I have seen so many terrible things that people feel is a fashion trend, and it is not!! My purpose for this blog is to put on blast the terrible fashion trends of Mississippi.  People feel it is okay to look like anything in public, and that is not good.

Wearing Wrap Scarves in Public



Wearing wrap scarves is not a fashion trend!! A wrap scarf is for you to sleep in, not wear out in public!! Please comb your hair!!

Obesity







Obesity is a problem.  This is not a fashion trend, it is a problem.  In case you don't know, Mississippi is #1 in obesity.  People feel it is okay to overfeed themselves and their children, and it is not.  People in my hometown in Mississippi also feel it is okay to weigh over 300 lbs., but once someone says, "I want to lose weight", they are like, "honey, it is nothing wrong with you!"  If you are a healthy eater, vegetarian, or vegan, be prepared to have people ask you questions like, "is it against your religion to eat meat? Are you trying to lose weight? What is wrong with you?" It is crazy.

It is also normal to see overweight children, which is very unhealthy.  I have a three year old cousin.  She is at a normal weight, but because all of her immediate family members, except her uncle, is obese, the family feel there is something wrong with her.  So what do they do? They try to stuff food in her mouth because THEY feel she is malnourished!  Again, OBESITY IS NOT A FASHION TREND!! It is not cute to be in a 7X, and have to wear bead sheets as clothes because you can't fit in ordinary clothing anymore!

Tennis Shoes





When I left Mississippi, I used to always wonder why I was so obsessed with tennis shoes.  When I moved back to Mississippi, I found my answer.  All of the women here wear only tennis shoes!! No matter with what outfit, tennis shoes will be the shoe of choice.  Women, there are other shoes to wear besides tennis shoes!! I am so sick and tired of seeing women in tennis shoes all of the time!! Try flats, wedges, oxfords, something!!

Stay Tuned....There is more to come!!!